Blast to the Past (or not)
by newwave

OK, so it's not entirely useful, but I wrote it for humour value, so take it or leave it. :) What if the newsletter came out four years ago, instead of today? Let's speculate, shall we? (Yes, let's shall.)

GnuHoo Monthly
June 1998 Issue 0

Welcome to issue 0 of the GnuHoo monthly! We've got lots of news to report.

GnuHoo Statistics
Sites: 26,333
Categories: 1,998
Editors: 187 (though some postulate that the actual number is closer to 120)

Ontology Beats
Well, we pretty much snaked our ontology from USENET, but soon enough we'll be
renaming categories and moving them, maybe even organising them! Woo!

New Editalls and Metas
Hmm...


Good Reads
Hmm...

New and Exciting!!
GnuHoo has moved off Skrenta's 386 in his basement to a full fledged dual-486 SX
server in his garage. Soon to come: hopefully a UPS, maybe another 2 MB of RAM...

New features:
- Adding sites
- Editing sites
- Pretty much everything! We just started, like, two weeks ago. Give us a break.

...and that's it for this issue! Please send all comments, questions or suggestions to the newsletter editor.

- newwave

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