Open-site in Haiku

Open-site in Haiku
by jordancpeterson

1. Open-site? A site run on IIS?

No! It's OPEN-SITE-I
Only People Entelligent 'Nough,
to See It Through Encyclopedia I's

Volleyball service
Hacks, distrust, un-loyal, greed!!!
Inner Itch System

2. Ah right. I see there's no Moz in the title... you don't like lizards?

Lizards!? No!! Dinos!!!
Hose and snout, mosey about
Big! Loud!! Bang!!! It's a...

Hurricane!!! Bigger
then DeeMoz, smarter then toes!
We love even those!

3. Any good examples of the type of content editors can create?

To start, we need Liz
Build a lid for Biz, or write
about a kid! {BaaaHHH}

4. What would you say the best thing about open-site was? The owl? The free pen?

Am-bee, Ham, and Spam
It hammers and hums with plums.
Also the lamb. {MaaaAAA}

Cow, rather then owl.
Whale instead of "Moo MOoo MOOOO!!!"
I'm feeling sooooo blue!

People Engaged 'N
Fake Reporting Early E-bits
Don't pen the dead, see-NN

5. How did you become a cateditall?

Don't yell monkey, spin,
play hooky, or label Biz!
Lookie --> It's cable!

6. I still have a few questions about this... who could I talk to?

Am-Bee and Me - NOW!!!
Not Over a Week - We are meek!
WAM! WHAP! WHOP! WOO-PEE!

Your an Ed-It-EE
Log in, write, fora! Crash!
Back to Oh-Dee-Pee

7. I think I could do this. How do I join in?

Go 2 Open-Site
Pick a Hat (we have 'em too)
Don't forget USE who

Unlucky Sorry Editor

PASSWORD might stand for
People After System Smash
Wash Over Road Dash

8. You seem to have forgotten the existence of blue widgets. Should I just apply for green widgets and hope for the best?

Yep! Or write AmbEE
If it is Biz talk to me!
Anywhere else...bummer!

9. In one verse, summarise open-site.

Fun! Wet! Terrific!
Warm and cozy, with a fire!
Ideas! Spring! Cool!